Friday, June 10, 2011

Part Three: Arguments and Suprises

Home after his absence for her bachelor party, it infuriates Grant to find her already at the computer. He imagines that there had never really been a bachelorette party at all, and for both the fact that he remains to be a technophobe, and for the fact that he is a man with commitment issues who had agreed to marrying a woman his polar opposite.


Her look of loathe at his disrupting her piece was a final straw, and he reacted quickly and angrily in mocking and verbal attack,


To say the least she was greatly put off by it. She felt the same as him in the regard that the person they had only just become engaged to remained a polar opposite. She was furious that he felt any right to attack her personal habits for she had none no such thing.




She losing all self-restraint reacted in turn.


She refused him in absolute disgust when he tried to bring things to reconciliation in romantic action. She would have none of his advances, and their night ended with them eating in silence and going to bed at far separate tines.


The next day she explained it all to her new best friend when they met for a lunch outing. 
"Oh well I just proposed to this woman, I suppose now I can bloody well do what I please in regards to the way I act." she mocked, eliciting laughter from her companion.


Grant surprised her with a wedding party, and she knew that her friend had been in on it all along.


She told him how she felt, but she could not refuse the ring in his hand as he moved to exchange private vows.


With a new rock on her finger, she forgave him completely, reassuring herself falsely that no such behavior would reoccur in their marriage.


He'd won her over once again.

His thoughts on the matter were along the lines of personal security and welfare in his new more permanent assurance in shelter and food.




She thought it absolutely sweet that he bought a beautiful wedding cake.


Though she was slightly exasperated, as were the rest of the guests in his blatant absent-mindedness.


Now that they were married, it wasn't the wedding cake he was wanted. ;)
She all of a sudden seemed much more appeasing.


The people surrounding them posed a problem in his newly developed plan. That began with a 'W' and ended with a 'O'.


A loner stressed out by the party she ran home much before her groom.


Loner:"What have I just done"


Hopeless Romantic: "I AM FINALLY A MARRIED WOMAN!!! LOOK AT THAT ROCK! OH MY!"


Let's GET


FRISSSSKAAAAY.


tryforbabyftw;


Loner:"Oh my gosh, I might be pregnant."


Hopeless Romantic:"YES! Now he can never leave me! BRING ON THE KIDS"

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Part Two: Of Engagements and Terrible Parties

Grant established himself as a policeman, and Celandine delved into the world of novel-writing, computer repair, and hacking. They didn't talk much, and when they did it was to enthuse about work or speak casually about one's day for Grant in the least attempted to be friendly. No sparks seemed to be lighting, of anything her computer use and hanging art seemed to disgust him.




However things suddenly took a turn one morning over a breakfast of leftovers. Celandine's thoughts turned from disturbed solitude to the musings of a hopeless romantic, and that morning the sight of him appeased her palate in a way much greater than the cold plate of refrigerator food.  


He noticed all the things he hadn't previously the very next morning; The way her hair fell slightly disheveled to rest at chest level when out of her usually so constraining pony-tail; the length of her legs in the shorts she wore to bed-shorts he equated to a denim manifestation of evil. 


His kiss was unexpected, shy, sweet. It caught her completely off guard. She told herself then that she would marry him despite all odds stacked against that fact. But beforehand she would not let him further their relationship in any over-intimate way. 


Well Maybe just one more kiss. 

She would definitely marry him.


She was swept off her feet in that moment, and despite commitment issues he proposed that they 'go steady'. She thought his boyishness sweet and could respond not in the negative


Maybe he was just being 'nice' earlier in the week because he broke her toilet.


On the days he slept in, she enjoyed once more her solitude and relished in it. Relished in loneliness and silence. Pure peace with no demands.


On some days she identified even with the very characteristics of his personality she so loathed. She learned much handiness in dealing with the ancient beast that was her personal computer. So in some ways she began to appreciate him for who he was.


Art still disgusted him, however. And he would make no allowances. He scoffed at every potted plant and hanging photograph or print he came upon, lucky for her they were few for she had not yet the funds to furnish the house in richness of art.


A week passed in silence when suddenly, as she turned the corner after cleaning the morning dishes Grant surprised her in a way she never expected. A way so uncharacteristic she was speechless in any other manner but to aqueous to his request, with hand motions and laughter, and swift excited nods of the head.


Happiness was not the word.

Joy Perhaps.

For the Hopeless Romantic was seeing her day.


The bachelor party was a bust.

With only two friends, and a fiancee away at an art gallery.

Friends left early, and Grant was left with only an overly flirty dancer to keep him company.


Celandine, knowing Grant's disposition was quite irritated by the dancer's presence, nothing to worry over arrived however, and the dancer went speedily home.


However Grant was able to relish in the mischievousness appearance and light flirting for how it so greatly affected his soon to be wife.


Celandine's bachelorette party was an absolute nightmare of unattractive male entertainment, and a single guest-the dancer from her soon-to-be-husbands party. Though 'Dine did manage to acquire a new best friend from the interaction.

Part One : Finding A Happy Medium

Grant was at his wit's end. It didn't seem that he would ever find a home that could be afforded on his minuscule personal budget, and it seemed that everyone else in town already had a comfortable abode with no space for any roommate. Until an add appeared in the newspaper by a certain Celandine Lafleurette seeking someone who would help pay bills in exchange for room and board and of course personal space to move in immediately. All seemed to good to be true save the small fact that Grant rather remembered Celandine from his days at his alma mater Community High School. She'd been a loner, an art student who never spoke and never attended any school events. He wondered with his hate toward art and loud friendly nature if such a person could be tolerated, and decided that he was out of options.



He arrived at the home, a small, dark loathe-full structure early Monday Morning to find Miss Lafleurette milling idly about the mail box. He forgot for a moment why he was there, and why after so many years he'd finally approached the unapproachable Celandine. Always a one with absent-mind it took him a moment of idly counting finger to recall exactly the purpose of his visit. After a few withering glances from Celandine he recalled his purpose and moved toward her, flowers in hand, a hopefully peace-making bribe.

"Erm...These are for you....Chrysanthemum was it?"
She gave him an exasperated glance before half-heartedly accepting the bright yellow bouquet,
"My name," She spoke, her voice soft with a slight French flair "Is Celandine Lafleurette, and I assume," She looked him over, "that you are here per the newspaper add in which case you should remember my name," she paused, "Grant."

For the fact alone that it gave him the absolute willies Grant ignored her use of his name and attempted to move things along toward a more friendly banter rather than her cold indifference. 

He tried flirting:


To say the least, Celandine was less than enthusiastic. She backed him off and moved to enter the home, she would in the least introduce him to the place and go from there.


The grand tour took less than a few minutes, and Celandine was only just finishing with the kitchen, before a familiar ding was heard at her desktop, and she moved quickly to check for any new commissions in writing, new messages from various web guilds, or web forum help questions needing answered. Grant, being a technophobe was absolutely disgusted. 



For a majority of time, he stood behind her desk and made a variety of untoward faces of obvious disapproval toward any bit of technology in the room, even the smallest phone or alarm.


Until of course he forgot what he was doing, and attempted some elementary finger counting to soothe his nerves and retrace his steps to recover what exactly he had been doing.

When Celandine stood once more she escorted him back outside the home, presumably to ask him to leave and not come back-to tell him that she found someone else.

It was then that he turned on the charm, for despite commitment issues he was rather desperate for a home.

Really Really desperate:



Being a hopeless romantic Celandine quickly forgot herself and fell into the trap that was his charm, and agreed despite better judgement to become his girlfriend, realizing not that she had been played, and that the relationship would be a hard one to say the least for the boy's commitment issues.

However she should have realized that something was up when he attempted their first kiss, she whole-heartedly refused the fast-paced relationship movement. Not knowing that he was just trying to get more quickly in a position to share a bed with her-for purposes of sleep only, no matter what needed done to that end. For he not being of the romantic sort wanted only to fulfill personal necessity. 


Thinking he was safe when she refused to kiss him, he decided to complain about his commitment issues aloud, thinking to find a shoulder to cry on.


Her first reaction was to question whether or not this was really happening to her before her disposition turned to open disgust.

He apologized and they remedied all remaining tension with a pillow fight.



Giggling and excited they ended their fight with Celandine dusting away a stray feather from his cheek, and he responded positively to her caress, but when she attempted to kiss him thinking that his offer still stood she was refused, though no hard feelings were met.


He instead made a compromise that they would go out and watch the stars, wanting to distance himself from anything too intimate, but desiring to keep her within his good graces. 

"How about we go peer at the stars, that would be nice." He murmured swiftly pulling her after him to remove  any romantic tension they'd built. Anything other than a swift peck was commitment, and he was a man who either went all the way or not at all, and he was usually one to lean toward not at all in his distaste for commitment. Heck even a peck would lead him into marriage and fatherhood. He figured he'd rather not.


In the end Grant felt, though he was far from being the master manipulator that in the least he had edged his way into -what he thought to be temporary, for he knew not Celandine's tenacity- home.



He waited until Celandine was completely asleep before joining her in the homes only bed, he wanted to avoid her any romantic advance before the idea of one even rose. He would leave soon he told himself, he would get a job and have enough money to remain a bachelor forever! This was his resolve as he fell into nightmares of rouge computers and bad art.

How long would he be able to stand this woman?
Would his goals be met?
Or would he fall into something he never thought possible?